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    One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro-Farad decided to seek out a cute little coil to let him discharge.  He picked up Millie-Amp and took her for a ride on his Megacycle.  They rode across the Wheatstone Bridge to a magnetic field and stopped by the flowing current to watch the sine waves.  Micro-Farad was attracted by Millie- Amp's characteristic curves, soon had her fully charged, and excited her resistance to a minimum.  He laid her on the ground potential, raised her frequency and lowered her reluctance.  Next, he pulled out his high voltage probe and inserted it into her socket, connecting them in parallel, and began short-circuiting her resistance shunt.   Excited, Millie-Amp mumbled, "Ohm, Ohm, Ohm!!!"   With his tube operating at a maximum and her field vibrating with his current flow, it caused her shunt to overheat and Micro-Farad was rapidly discharged and drained of all his electrons.  They fluxed all evening, trying various connections until his magnet had a soft core and had lost all of its field strength.   Afterwards, Millie-Amp tried self-induction but instead she only damaged her solenoids.  With his battery completely discharged, Micro-Farad was unable to excite her field anymore, so they spent the rest of the night reversing polarity and blowing one another's fuses...

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