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Welcome to the 24-Hour Psychiatric HotLine.
Please make a choice from one of the following options...
If you are Bipolar, Manic-Depressive:
     Please press 10.   Because you ARE a ten!   Ha, ha...
     Now press 0, since that's what we know you really are.
If you have OCD (Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder):
     Please press 1, repetitively and with increasing frenzy.
If you suffer from Co-Dependency:
     Please ask someone else to press 2 for you.
If you have MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder):
     Please press any random selection of numbers.
If you are Paranoid-Delusional:
     Please press 6-6-6 and remain on the line until the
     authorities have traced the location of YOUR call.
If your diagnosis is Schizophrenia:
     Please listen carefully for a commanding voice to tell
     you which number you need to press.
SW button (link: Snidely World Entrance)